Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tonight: Kelly and Bethenny, redux


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I have run out of ways to say that Kelly is dumber than dirt.

The RHNYC season finale is next week, and Bravo has announced a LIVE virtual viewing party in which you'll be able to tweet with Bethenny and Tamra. Check out the details here. Someone needs to suggest that Tamra set Bethenny up with that hot piece Ryan.

Has anyone been reading Bethenny's blog? Something has happened behind the scenes with Silex and she now clearly LOATHES them. Here are excerpts taken from a few of her entries:

"I am not a fan of the I love Simon van Kempen Facebook club. The fans have been easier on them because Jill and I have been much nicer to them, but their desperation and delusion never ceases to amaze any of us. What they do on and off camera in a failed attempt to get ahead is incredible."

"Wow, some of you are mad at me from last week, and I apologize. I'm a "tell it like it is" person, and there are 8 months of the year that we aren't shooting together, and some things do happen behind the scenes.

Alex and Simon have done some upsetting things to divide the cast, and I really should have left my blog to what happened on the episode. My bad."

"I'm fairly certain that Alex and Simon don't care for me, but you can't fit a square into a circle, so that's that."

Yikes, that's how she talks about that ding-dong KELLY. Hope Bethenny elaborates at the reunion.

If you're interested in watching the darling and gravelly-voiced Andy Cohen interview the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey (premiering May 12), click on over to his blog. Let me know if you get past the first 2 minutes in which Andy talks verrrrry slowly and asks about everyone's hair.

Peace out, mothertruckers.

30 comments:

Dobbygirl said...

I rewatched the initial confrontation btw Kelly and Bethenny today and Kelly rully is one can short of a six pack, the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top or as my late Nana used to say "She doesn't have enough sense to shove up a gnat's ass" My Nana was poetic with her words :o)

Maddy said...

Yes! Let's get this over with already! Onto the New Jersey housewives!

Anonymous said...

There's nothing more obnoxious than Twittering, except maybe Tamara, so the combination of the two makes me feel ill.

I don't have Bravo so hopefully someone will check in later and give the scoop on the final feud!

tinkalicious said...

Girls, women, ladies, gays, metros, (and even u hobags's, u know who u r! ), we can definitely deal with this!
Those (effing) HW's can all SUCK IT! because there are always going to be a whole sh--pile of other wannabees lining up to get a ticket to their 15/100 minutes of fame ride to the top of the sleazebag H-O-F! (that's Hall of Fame_ 2 u non familias!
buenos famos!

Anonymous said...

Me thinks Tinker has had a bit too much fairy dust tonight! lol!

Anonymous said...

have you counted
because I cant keep up
how many times she uses the word "LIKE" this verbal tic is annoying in general but because she has such grandiose ideas about her intelligence - i had to close my windows for shouting at the TV !!
for the record
I live in ny and in a blink of an eye can identify the route she ran - NEVER EVER -would an individual pull that off down Fifth avenue with Central Park the Plaza and the Sherry Netherland behind her despite the fact that she claims to live below Little Italy ( 30 min in cab with no traffic ) and then the Trump building ! even her film crew provided bad access - makes her a liar as well.
does she know her hair looks thin and her skin looks bad - every week.
Her Stupidity is so stunning I'm ready to call child services for the kids, or call the Octo mom for a parenting tutorial, who would have thought you could top ramoma

Jilly in Idaho said...

I don't know how Bethenny kept her wits and refrained from bitch slapping Kelly just to get Kelly centered and back on track for their conversation. Good God, Kelly can't remember what she just said to B with in a minute of saying it and then twists what she thinks she said.
Did you catch Kelly's slip up when she said B accused her of being high at the Monkey Bar? Bethenny looked at her like she'd lost her mind, which probably wasn't too far from the truth.
Kelly's face is looking so old and leathery. When she was with the Countess and the other women having drinks her forehead had such deep creases and looked weather beaten. Even Luann couldn't believe she didn't get the phrase of 'letting your hair down'. She, K, actually took out her doodad and shook her hair loose.

Silex's house remodel looks nice in the kitchen but the living room is something else, especially for a family with young children. Holy terror children. Did you see them running ass wild in Zarin's store? Get them some Ritlan or get a sitter.

Jilly in Idaho said...

Holy Moly, I just read Andy's blog over at Bravo and he said after filming the reunion show of HWNY he was traumatized. They filmed for 7 hours and there were 15 Massive fights and lots of raised voices.
I can't wait for two weeks! Finally some action!

There were lots of comments of wanting more than just an hour of it on tv and lots of complaints about all the hawking of their books, jewelery and skin care crap.

Jill said...

You crack me up. I didn't watch RHNY until I found your blog. Your blog is actually better than the show.

amber {daisy chain} said...

The scene with these 2 in last night's episode was so painful to watch. Kelly doesn't answer anything. She's a freakshow.

Anonymous said...

Ol' Kellygirl is literally comin' off the spool these days and I'm loving every freakin' nutjob moment of it. Was it just me or did she sound totally paranoid when she thought Bethenny was saying she was high? Whoa Nelly! She seems to living an alternate reality and it's kinda scary how out of touch she is. If things ever got tight she could always enter some kind of psychological clinical trials..chick needs (legal) meds!

hello gorgeous said...

No, no, no, Bethenny stop (whine whine). No, stop. *highpitched whine* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fuck.

MerciBlahBlah said...

Seriously? I almost couldn't watch it because it was so painful to see. ALMOST. Kelly Kelly Kelly...you are one taco short of a combination platter. I think the part that was the WORST was the girls' night out with LuAnn and her nieces. I was almost embarrassed for Kelly, she acted such a fool. ALMOST. She HAD to have been on something in that part. Everyone else seemed horrified on her behalf. Her letting her hair down and shaking her head like she was in some Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific commercial? Eeee-gads. I would've LOVED to see Max hit on one of the nieces, or even better, the Countess. Ooooooooohhhhh....

Can't wait for the recap! I CAN, however, wait for the fight between B and Mama Jill. Come on ladies, can't we all just get along?????

Richie Designs said...

I don't think I can handle the reunion show. I can't take Kelly at all, the horrible part is I was ready to LOVE her.

she's dumb and doesn't have any idea what's coming out of her mouth

tippytoes said...

LOL--I know I am the only one looking forward to the fight between Jill and Bethenny. Come on, they are back together these days, like peas and carrots, but...oh, the irony of Bethenny schooling Kelly on "coming from a place of no," while SHE comes from a place of yes.

Well, until it comes to ad space for Jill to sell behind the bar vs Skinny Girl self promotion and Frangelica (because B is also the spokeswoman for Frangelica).

From the previews, Bethenny is asked to take her "place of yes" away from the charity event.

tippytoes said...

Oh, sorry to double post...but did you all watch B's visit to Andy's office on his Wednesday blog? He pulls out all the books written by Bravo-lebrities (hate that word, but Andy is so cute, I have adapted it).

As they are both agreeing that The Top Chef Cookbook is the best of the bunch (aside from Bethenny's own book), silly Andy brings up Padma and her hamburger commercial.

First Bethenny gives Padma props on all her endorsements, BUT (I swear, I was weak!!) she adds, "I have met Padma at least a dozen times, yet every time I see her out, she pretends she has no idea who I am."

Does anyone else suffer from this "Am I invisible" complex? I swear. I just don't get it.

It's one thing to call Kelly out on this invisible offense, but I think Bethenny is out of her league with Padma.

Blisterina said...

tippytoes -- Haven't seen the clip you mention, but, not being a Bethenny fan, I'm not surprised she's whining. Again. I agree with the general consensus that Kelly's a ripe idiot, but I also get the point that I think Kelly was trying to make in her coke-burned adolescent-from-Mars way: stop making so much of this non-relationship. And as far as nagging about Padma goes, what's the point of that? Jealousy? Gunning for her job? Or just the same nearly-40-year-old woman refusing to act like one?

tippytoes said...

Hi, Blisterina . I think SGM has the link to Andy's blog or just go to bravo, click on news, and Andy's blog is at the top. I think Bethenny's video was Wednesday of this week.

I thought the Kelly fight(s) were about airtime and some long held wounds Bethenny had about her ex boyfriend, but Padma is Bravo Royalty! You can't go on Bravo's site and call out Padma!!

In argument one, Beth told Kelly something like, "I don't do anything you tell me to do," and this week she said, "You don't control me." Uh, isn't that what she is trying to do? Get Kelly to acknowledge her? It's so ridiculous and not fun to watch.

Bring on the Jersey girls--where when you have a tiff, apparently it's okay to overthrow a table.

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