Monday, April 20, 2009

Kelly's brilliant defense strategy

"Like, your honor, he like totally started it. Duh!"


No joke. Read about her assault case here.

Kelly's other legal troubles: Whoo...whoo's...a fraud? Kelly's accused of stealing the idea for her owl jewry from a colleague at Elle Accessories. I wouldn't be surprised if she uses the "that's rully rully inappropriate" defense accompanied by a snotty look.

IDIOT.

26 comments:

tracy said...

WooHoo...I do love my NYC tabloids!! Ooops, sorry for the Vickster reference in the NYC drama, but the NYC papers are all over it.

(Small aside, they are also trashing Bethenny for the reported A-Rod date. A-Rod dropped off B before midnight on a Friday and he was seen "canoodling" with a blonde "stripper-type" at the pool on Sat. One of the tabloids got a good quote from Bethenny, distancing herself on the date and the paper was calling BS on her nonchalance).

I don't know squat, personally, about the boytoy, but Eddie Hayes is a *serious* NYC attorney (he repped Andy Warhol was the role model for Bonfire of the Vanities). He's a bit of a loose cannon/character so I'm not surprised by the defense strategy.

I totally wish the judge would rule, "If you two keep fighting, I will so pull this station wagon over." Well, it always worked for my parents when we used the defense that the sibling started it first....

As for the jewry poaching...I posted a link in the last article section and all I can say is that I'm sure Kelly didn't steal that design because she's UP HERE and that accessories assistant is DOWN HERE . That oughta hold up in court, too.

tracy said...

Fair and balanced: Here is the above-mentioned article..it was in the SF Examiner (credited to NY Daily News)

http://www.sfexaminer.com/entertainment/Scoop-A-Rod-not-that-into-Real-Housewife-43257407.html By the article, I am guessing Bethenny decided to forego the Countess's advice:

So much for “Real Housewives of NYC” star Bethenny Frankel becoming Mrs. Alex Rodriguez. The New York Daily News, which broke the story that they had gone on a date in Miami, reports that the Yankees slugger was seen with a “trashy blond girl” at a hotel pool.

“Alex and this girl were laying outside at the Delano, soaking up some sun,” relayed a source. “She’s definitely got the stripper look
A-Rod seems to gravitate toward.”

Apparently, there wasn’t much chemistry between A-Rod and Bethenny. “He dropped her off like a gentleman after the date, but they didn’t tear up the clubs the way Alex likes to,” dishes a spy, adding that the couple “definitely didn’t” get intimate. “It wasn’t love at first sight, and they’re not burning up the phones. Bethenny knows Alex is a serial dater and doesn’t want to get involved.”

We find that hard to believe. Girlfriend has a book to promote — and you can’t buy the kind of publicity that comes with dating A-Rod.

Anonymous said...

Getting back to Kelly: Is that a chemical peel? The skin on her face is so thin and tight, like a burn victim's.

Anonymous said...

It must be a chemical peel. Maybe she can use it as her defense and be sentenced to 90 days with Ramoaner's TruReNewal skincare line!

Anonymous said...

You are a riot! I can't stand it! I cannot stop laughing. Just discovered your blog and will stay up all night reading it... All of it.

kris said...

maybe her next animal for her jewry should be the cocoa puff cereal bird..."cooocoooo!"

Velvet said...

Can anyone help me with something? Kelly's Bravo blog says she's been seeing Max since the summer. But wasn't her "fiancee" some other guy? And wasn't their altercation just a month ago or so? Is she dating two people at once?

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling Max is a placebo.

katek said...

The dumbest thing is that the vintage pendant Kelly is reproducing is, like, the most common 70s vintage crap out there. You can get similar stuff on eBay for about $10.

Blisterina said...

Still don't believe she's only 40, as the papers tend to quote. Or maybe she's 40 in woman years. Wonder how old she was as a man...

Petunia Face said...

Just saw this fetching photo of our favorite IT girl and had to pass it along:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/kelly-bensimons-boobs-26q/

Real (Bad) Boobjobs of NYC.

Bird* said...

LOL

LaurenW said...

Petunia Face, I almost barfed! Her boobs are rully, rully awful!. So glad you found that NY Post article. What does Kelly's said owl collection look like?

regardez moi said...

I read about this! Kelly Bensimon can suck my A. really. I can't stand the b*tch.

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SGM said...

Oooh, thanks anon. I love how it's all centrally located like that.

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