Tuesday, April 8, 2008

The opposite of "Yum-o"


Someone needs to fire her stylist asap.

28 comments:

Sarah's Fab Day said...

Me no likey either.

In(side) the Loop said...

Are those shimmery nude hose? They still make those?

jozette said...

OMG. I've always hated Rachel Ray. Shhh...I know that everyone likes her. But I just can't. I hate. And this photo gives me the perfect reason to.

I *Heart* You said...

she also needs a turtleneck...stat.

SGM said...

Yeah, the boobs were my main concern. For the love of God, COVER UP!

From the knee down she looks like a senior citizen (ha ha inside the loop!).

Forever Chic said...

Damn straight. The cleavage alone is enough to give me nightmares.

muranogirl said...

For the past 5 years I have worked in design for a company that does a ton of work for Anthro, Pea in the Pod, Nordstrom, Neimans and a few others. If we submitted crap like that my boss would not be able to drop $14,000 any more at the Lanvin trunk shows. Tsk, tsk!

Hannah said...

oh my god i saw this earlier and was TERRIFIED. manish boobs+sheer hose with peep toes+fake missoni=mama needs a cocktail.

Courtney said...

Oh my good gravy! (is that totally something she would say? I'm gagging...GAGGING I say!)

Decorno said...

Those tits look like chicken cutlets.

She doesn't even look comfortable wearing that. How can she decide to wear that outfit and then instead of giving everyone the sultry look, she flashes that stupid grin.

She's a disgrace to puny pasty chicken cutlets everywhere.

katiedid said...

Oh my. Unfortunate.

estea said...

omg

this wouldn't get that much woe from me if the neckline were anywhere NEAR SANE.

did you get this from gofug? cause if you didn't you need to send it to them A S A P

Anonymous said...

her body is like a 58-year-old Miami cleaning lady's.

zakary said...

I saw this on DListed and barfed on my keyboard. (I do think her hair is semi-cute...for her.) The rest of her is barftastic. The caption makes me laugh, good one!

Elizabeth H. said...

No way! It wrong on so many levels.

Pink Wallpaper said...

nice panty hose....

Jessie said...

This picture (waist up) made me think of those SUPER TACKY long cover-up thingys that the trashy people wear all over the beaches of San Diego. They sell them in those little beachside huts and the tourists seem to think it's hysterical to prance around in a t-shirt with bikini cleavage and a six-pack airbrushed onto the front. Gross. All she needs now is a terry cloth visor and some zinc oxide on her lips.

Petunia Face said...

Is it just me or does she look like a squat fat and thin-lipped Lisa Rinna?
And I didn't know people wore pantyhose outside of a bank.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering how you know what they wear INSIDE a bank? You only see the tellers from the waist up.

Michelle said...

Oh my freaking god...the hose. Hope they're "sandal-foot" for those sassy little peep toes she's sportin'. Look for her on the back page of Glamour with a black bar across her eyes. (Do they still do that??)

Jennifer said...

oh sweet mercy. it's too early in the morning for this (obviously, I'm a bit late)!

Anonymous said...

if we could harness the hatred of Rachael Ray and turn it into electricity, we could power Las Vegas for seven centuries.

Richie Designs said...

sweet jesus...the cutlets, the hose.

oh lordie...that poor girl. I think the issue is she doesn't have a stylist. She's thinkin' she can do it herself...there-in lies the problem.

iaspire said...

Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.

Meg said...

Well, she drives me nuts, so you'd think I would be gleefully malicious. And yet... I feel kinda bad for her. I know the allure of Missoni- so tacky, so fun, and so damn comfortable. But, as loath as I am to admit this, Ray does not seem to have a bad figure, and this dress just makes her look awful- matronly, squat and kind of square-boobed. And I feel for her there. But, uh, yeah, fire the stylist.

fashiongirl said...

Do you think her husband said, "No that dress doesn't make you look fat/scary/middle aged!" on the way out the door and Rach thought to herself, "I look good!"

Hose with peeptoes, shudder!!!

my little apartment said...

yes, her boobs have scared me for a long time...they are so far apart! it's like they're scared and trying to hide in her armpits.

YUCKO.

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