Serena WilliamsWhy, shove it in a pair of jeans 2 sizes too small and hold your breath till you take them off with a pair of pliers. Jesus, it hurts just to look at this.
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why why why would you ever do that? Doesn't she have people who tell her these things before she leaves the house? Did she have to sew them on? Does she have to avoid liquids all night so she doesn't have to pee and go through the whole ordeal of sewing them back up again, and end up spending an hour in the bathroom while everyone things she must be in gastrointestinal distress? There are so many questions.
What's up with the belt? Looks like a men's dress belt, ick.
That is a prime example of why curvy girls should not wear skinny jeans. If you are not skinny, do not wear skinny jeans people!
hmmmm, wonder what's happening on the front side of all that - camel toe???? No way 'round it....
Ha ha ha on camel toe and yeast infection!
Kelly--YES! on the peeing. Good lord.
Sarah, I thought the same thing with the belt, just that it looked very late 80s.
Habitually, I agree with your rule, if not for her own good, then for ours.
I knew people who had to be sewed into their wedding dress, but come on, that was your wedding, not just some evening out for dinner at McDonalds!
whoa! those are taiiiiiiiyt. gives new meaning to the line 'painted on jeans'.
Sometimes I lie awake in a panic wondering what I'm going to do with all that junk....all that junk inside my trunk.
Well sometimes I lie awake in a panic wondering if my husband would tell me if I looked like that before I left the house.
her ass looks like two christmas hams.
I don't even want to know what kind of camel toe is goin' on if she turned around...
whoa nelly...I don't have anything else to say.
As a lady who some junk in her trunk, I will say that there are much better ways to accentuate the booty. Not only are the jeans terrible...the whole outfit is just dumb. It's a "bless her heart" moment.
I think she looks good.
(ducking quickly for cover)
you know what... I don't hate it nearly as much as I rightfully ought to. It's unflattering, but I don't think it's TERRIBLE. I think she semi-pulls it off because all that junk is muscle, not fat; if this were not an athlete you'd be seeing an entirely different (and far more upsetting) picture, I think.
Anon and NF, the thing is, when pants are that tight, there's a 99% chance that there's a muffin top. There's no muffin top! Girl's in good shape.
Yowza! I have a girl I work with who wears her pants about 14 sizes too small. You can see underwear lines. And by underwear lines, I'm talking about the seam that attaches the crotch to the underwear. You know the one...in the back. And she has a muffin top. And I hate her. I'm always secretly praying her pants will split.
sgm,
Agree. She has a bitchin' body. It's larger than the standard that white middle-class women try for, but it's strong and tight and in proportion. If anyone can wear those pants, she can.
PS: If you were being simple-minded (my talent), you could divide women's outfits into two categories: Dressing for men or dressing for other women.
Here, she's dressing for men.
She's got cushin for the pushin. And she obviously doesn't have the need to have an eating disorder in order to be an unattractive and rexy looking size 2.
Thank God for Latino and Black men! They will take this over some skinny girl any day!
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